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 (About an hour ago I said, after getting pop ups from people who only remembers me when they want a horse in their farm, "I'm going to make a blog post on "HOW TO IDENTIFY A REALLY OBVIOUS SCAM POST ON FB RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU" for those trigger happy children who contribute to the virus cultivation.")

Your a Facebook user, and so is 400 other million people in the world. Have you been frustrated by applications or post that abusively require you to invite friends or do some strange action?


Like from an application that says you can "know who's viewed your profile", then when you invite 50 friends to join the application it gives you an obvious fake result.

If so, you probably haven't seen what is new on Facebook's fight  againt SPAMMERS (facebook thinks of trigger happy users who click on anything that pops up or what they believe to be love messages from admirers)

So here are some things they put up
1. You can now "Block Application" directly from the request. Say something pops up as a request for a horse in a farm or a request for attention, you can block it and it will not be able to send any more request.

2. The "Clear All" requests that I have been wishing since all the games started on Facebook is now a reality. You can also do this for invitations.

3. Facebook now determines your "Feedback" on the application, say you ignore, block, or mark as spam then facebook will reduce the application's ability to send you more requests. Yes because i'm totally lazy clicking "ignore"

Since facebook is doing their part trigger happy children should also stop clicking on anything that pops up without analyzing if it is just a LURE to get you to click on it. I mean DUH! if you want to really see who's viewed your profile CLICK HERE

FACEBOOK WILL END ON MARCH 15th

PALO ALTO, CA –Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook will be shut down in March. Managing the site has become too stressful.

“Facebook has gotten out of control,” said Zuckerberg in a press conference outside his Palo Alto office, “and the stress of managing this company has ruined my life. I need to put an end to all the madness.”

Zuckerberg went on to explain that starting March 15th, users will no longer be able to access their Facebook accounts.

“After March 15th the whole website shuts down,” said Avrat Humarthi, Vice President of Technical Affairs at Facebook. “So if you ever want to see your pictures again, I recommend you take them off the internet. You won’t be able to get them back once Facebook goes out of business.”

Zuckerberg said that the decision to shut down Facebook was difficult, but that he does not think people will be upset.

“I personally don’t think it’s a big deal,” he said in a private phone interview. “And to be honest, I think it’s for the better. Without Facebook, people will have to go outside and make real friends. That’s always a good thing.”

Some Facebook users were furious upon hearing the shocking news.

“What am I going to do without Facebook?” said Denise Bradshaw, a high school student from Indiana. “My life revolves around it. I’m on Facebook at least 10 hours a day. Now what am I going to do with all that free time?”

However, parents across the country have been experiencing a long anticipated sense of relief.

“I’m glad the Facebook nightmare is over,” said Jon Guttari, a single parent from Detroit. “Now my teenager’s face won’t be glued to a computer screen all day. Maybe I can even have a conversation with her.”


Those in the financial circuit are criticizing Zuckerberg for walking away from a multibillion dollar franchise. Facebook is currently ranked as one of the wealthiest businesses in the world, with economists estimating its value at around 7.9 billion.

But Zuckerberg remains unruffled by these accusations. He says he will stand by his decision to give Facebook the axe.

“I don’t care about the money,” said Zuckerberg. “I just want my old life back.”

The Facebook Corporation suggests that users remove all of their personal information from the website before March 15th. After that date, all photos, notes, links, and videos will be permanently erased.


from Weekly World News 


Kamote Says:

I don't think this article is true, Weekly World News is a fake news site. Who would throw away a company like facebook? 

And may I add the WeeklyWorld News is a very funny website about mutations hehehe.

Don't believe everything you read on the internet

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