Kamote Empire

Random Romance and Bromance

Monday, February 27, 2012

Bromance Standing at the bus with Sir Alvin and my Chicken Pox

Bus ride to the Airport, going to Palawan

Romance at Hainanese Delights, SM Olongapo

Bromance at East Bajac-Bajac bridge

Yum Yum, glad you enjoyed your first cosplay

Late Valentines Celebration

My Awful Metaphor

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

a metaphor on the office

Chubura playing on the background.

I went to the hospital to visit someone who when i talk to, is either dying or is about to sell her body.

She always lies to get some peoples attention.

So just to make sure that her appendix already burst I went to see her only to find that she was fine, it was just to get her parents and boyfriend's attention, and ultimately mine.

So i just stood there beside the hospital bed, watching her die in her fantasy of being a martyr.

Conversations in Parentheses (Part 1)

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Today (January 23, 2012) I learned that smiling for the person that makes you smile is a smile worth a million or a billion fake smiles for random smiles to please people.

I just wasted my smiles

Conversations in Parentheses (Part 1)

I have practiced for years in front of the mirror of what I would say to certain people given the chance that we would bump somewhere. And no matter how much I repeat my lines, it always doesn't end up the way I pictured it would happen when I do bump with them somewhere.

What we failed to tell to their faces before... are combined with things we did not get to say to them the time we meet them.

Meeting a Former Supposed Infatuation Junkie

kamote: Wow you're here, how are you?
X-GF: May crush ako sa tropa mo (OO pinapaselos kita)
kamote: you can do whatever you want
X-GF: Ang ganda ng ngiti ng tropa mo (pero mas maganda ngiti mo kaya lang hayop ka, i hate you dahil hindi mo ako pinapansin)
kamote: I saw you last night in a contest
X-GF: Ang lakas ng dating ng tropa mo, lagi ko siyang tinitignan (walang hiya ka bakit wala ka pakialam sa akin)
kamote: And you won also that was great singing
X-GF: Nakakawala ng badtrip tropa mo (wala ka talaga pakialam kahit mahal na mahal kita, hindi mo talaga ako papansinin?)
kamote: I gots to go, I need to level up on "Dynasty Warriors: GUNDAM"
X-GF: Sige wag mo ipagkakalat na may crush ako sa tropa mo huh (nakakaasar ka talaga, bakit????)

Meeting my X-Boyfriend

Kamote: Wow you're here (damn it, why now in the street, and i'm wearing an old shirt)
X-BF: Akalain mo magkikita tayo after 6 years
Kamote: yeah how lucky we are (Crap, the stars are not with me today)
X-BF: Kumusta ka na?
Kamote: Great I just finished a book and I'm done with my 2nd course (Eat that you stupid idiot)
X-BF: buti ka pa, ako alipin ng gobyerno iyong anak ng asawa ko sa una niyang asawa mag-kokolehiyo na bahala na siya doon.
Kamote: (smiles) (you are still a stupid idiot)
X-BF: at may sakit ako sa liver, bawal uminom
Kamote: I also don't drink, I never had (Coz I am freaking AWESOME)
X-BF: pumayat ka
Kamote: I got to go (you're pathetic and thank you for leaving me out)