Anecdotes of Mutual Immodestness

Are people just too bored or have they developed a "twitter-mentality" in which they would reply to anything someone says even if they do not have any idea who that person is. People are giving too much of a damn. It is fun though if they would say in a giggly way, on the other hand they should watch "BAMBI" to learn that "If you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all". On the other hand again, (which makes an irregular third hand) we are being more liberated in speaking out our minds, I still haven't decided if that is evolution or devolution... the freedom of one ends when the right of another begins so scream at the top of your lungs then shut your mouth, know your role, if you smell what the Kamote is cooking.


Anecdote One:
Chris the Tap Out King didn't want to take off the tag on his cap to make a fashion statement and of course to show off the added skulls to his head with his Affliction Cap. People wouldn't stop looking at it and didn't stop pointing to us the obvious that yes, he has a tag on his cap, why are you all so much affected by the tag?

Dorky Sales Lady: You have a tag on your cap.
Chris: Yes I do, its for style.
Dorky Sales Lady: It looks like you stole it.
Chris: If I stole it, I wouldn't leave the tag would I?


Anecdote Two:

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Anecdote Three:

(Oops one bread for the hotdog fell, *after two minutes*, Oops there goes another)

Anecdote Four:
A few notes to keep in mind before this anecdote. First of all the subtitle of the 7-Eleven contest is "The 1st BigBite Hotdog Eating Challenge". Secondly you really dont say hotdog sandwich but just hotdog, the other one you might probably be thinking about is called hotdog on a stick. So when 7-Eleven called the contest HotDog Eating Challenge, they definitely mean your suppose to eat it with the sandwich.

And now for the anecdote:

Kamote and Tap Out King standing in a very short line but is taking too long because the cashier keeps begging the costumer in front of us to add another item.

Kamote bored, read the poster.

Kamote: In Olongapo the record time to beat to eat those hotdogs is four minutes, but in this part of the world it one minute and ten seconds. WOW! I couldn't eat all six hotdogs and a large gulp in one minute.

Tap Out King: WOW! Do they eat all of those hotdogs with the bread in the contest?

Hannah Montana Wannabee in front of us: *Bursts into uncontrollable laughter*

Tap Out King: Why are you laughing at me?

Hannah Montana Wannabee in front of us: *Looks at Tap Out King then laughs even louder*

Anecdote Five:

A girl took hold of the tongs to get the hotdog but cannot open the hotdog steamer.

Kamote kindly opens the steamer. Girl takes hotdog. Kamote gets hotdog. Girl gets drink. Kamote gets drink.

Hotdog girl: Hey aren't we like the commercial, about two total strangers getting the same food.

Kamote: Ah yeah I know that, I just didn't remember the part where the girl faked the opening of the steamer to hit on the guy.