Monster Unleashed

Thursday, July 29, 2010

CASE of the Mysterious Monstrous Pungent Hazardous SMELL SOLVED by the KAMOTE


1. For the past two days the Computer Laboratory One has been terrorized  by Mysterious Monstrous Pungent Hazardous smell.


2. There are two comfort rooms at the back of laboratory one. And CR one has been OUT OF ORDER for two years now. Nobody dares open it CR one, it is even believed that a monster now recides there.


3. Somebody used CR ONE and unleashed the monster because someone was taking too long in CR TWO.

Dejavu

Tuesday, July 27, 2010


CCS Faculty


2002, the Kamote had already been to the University of the Assumption to have a seminar about teaching  strategies. The kamote did not remember anything from the seminar, must because I went to play Counter Strike instead of attending the seminar. Eight years past I see nothing changed in the university infrastructure, erase that.... they now have a campus wide wifi.

 There is some dude posing at the back. Rain would not stop us from running in Remy Field

Rain did stop us

We can dance. If only the faculty is allowed to join the Dance Sports, we already have our contestants.


Ever saw monkeys getting lice from their monkey mates?

Do not disturb
There is a monster under the bed

Thrashing the Hotel Room like Rockstars do

DOON!

 Alvin and the pedobears

Ladies on Left 1: Type ko iyong kalbo, Lady on Left2: Type ko iyong biyakers na may dimples!

I am hungry!

Matthew alone in the world

Photobomb 1

Photobomb 2

The Three horses

Dirty Finger BHELAT

Looking for DUDES in the night

Feeling Umiinom

Party sa Bahay ni Kuya

Hmm...

"kaya ko yan kahit dalawa pa sabay"

The Black dude and the Pedobears

Bed Scene

Biyakers


Pray Over

Fictional Lie

Monday, July 19, 2010

After a basketball game with our college women's team (we had no other option as opponent, just so you know I still didn't score any) I went to visit Mooch. By accident Mooch and I went to a Wedding Convention(?) named "Wedding Destination" last Saturday, you have to have a date for your wedding to enter, you do get a lot of free stuff from the different booths so why not enter, those cakes are mouth watering. To get free stuff you just have to sign your name on each booth and indicate the date of your wedding or honeymoon. So what date did we say our wedding was?

***

If anime is fiction, then COSTUME ROLEPLAY or CosPlay is a fiction of a fiction, it is a form of art where appreciation is more likely given to those who could imitate the creative, to those that could make truth of fiction, or fiction of fiction. It is a fiction we live.

Death Note Episode 20: Misa Kisses L



Misa: I can't even imagine a world without Light...
L: Yes, it would be quite dark.



Misa: Even if Light and I want to be alone you'll be there!?
L: Yes, I suppose I will...
Misa: You pervert!



*Misa kisses L on the cheeck*
L:*talking to Misa*......you know i could fall for you^^
Misa: Please don't^^ 



The last mistake I'll ever make -L

Looking for the Girl

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Looking for the Girl

*There was once a girl named Bernice Bachar, who taught Matthew Reyes how to live, love and laugh, she was his life. He was able to make the loveliest of poetry, the sweetest song, then she vanished without a trace... nobody seemed to remember her, no face, no friendster, no twitter, not even in google (try it you won't believe it)*



I. Meeting the Girl / Getting the First Kiss


This is not a love story to begin with.

It was 1995, a time when people in the Philippines cannot decide if they want to keep the drama of the past or live to be generation X, Matthew Reyes was a classic high school student, he goes to school, eats, and then goes home with a few things learned in the middle, or sometimes none a t all. Although he is genuinely logical and religious he has an irrational belief that unexpectedly he would fall in love with a girl so bad he’d die for her.


From the second floor of their Catholic school building he customarily stares at the multi-purpose basketball court, looking at students, studying the way they stride; he then could tell what that person will be in five years. If he walks too fast without looking at anything at any direction like a horse, “this will be a politician” he’d say to himself.  Someone who stares down from point A to point B of the court would be an engineer. Measured people looking up with eyebrows rose, depending on whether which eyebrow is raised would either be a salesman or a lawyer. (People who are thinking raise their right eyebrow and looks right up are thinking, those who look the other way are lying)


It was a cloudy day another dreary afternoon after that cursed math. He wanted to wander off in his world staring at the court, quick haphazard gust of wind brought dust that made him squint, then blindness, painfully he rubbed his eyes, slowly he opened them, the half open eyes combined with the wind made the irregularly lined basketball court a dream sequence as there, there was THE girl.


Through the painful eyes of Matthew it was a dream scene, the breeze of wind slowly blowing the young girl’s hair, she was like a kite without the cord, floating with the wind. It was hard to see but his eyes weren’t deceived by the splendor that made his world stop. Her eyes glisttened, her long hair was dyed raven black. A loveliness that made all his senses dull, a beauty that , made him feel… love as what he believed. The way she moves her checkered table cloth like high school skirt was majestic. A girl chasing papers in the middle of the court in a cloudy day, after math… it was just what the doctor ordered. That moment was a shooting star moment, make a wish before it vanishes. It was now or never.


Matthew didn’t care if there were standard stairs. He used the emergency stairs used in case of fire, and then landed on his behind, “Damn that hurt” he grumbled while looking if anyone was there to see his circus clown act.


Quicker than a jumping flea, he recovered and ran towards the girl to try and pick up the last of the papers before her, so that he could at least find a reason to say something to her. In his quick fantasy he thought “She must know how heroic I am, and when she thanks me I’ll ask her out and tell her how much I want her”. The girl was about to pick up the last of the papers, “This is not good” thought Matthew Reyes, in his mad dash he lost his balance, ended up tackling the girl so hard they flew a few feet away from the point of impact.


When the dust settled, he was faced down the girl’s belly. That was his first kiss. And that he also got to see in major close up a girl with resolve to kill.


He went home with a bleeding nose, from the punch. Which he thought was sweet.



To be continued...

Chapter 2. Losing the Girl


The Many Faces of Hello World

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

The Many Faces of Hello World Through the Eyes of the Kamote


Hindi na nagkaroon ng closing program, wala na rin ngang welcome address. Kaya kukunin ko na ang pagkakataon para magpasalamat upang maging matagumpay ang Hello World Day.
  • Una sa Poong Maykapal para sa lahat
  • Sa aming Dekana at sa bumubuo ng CCS faculty sa pagsakay sa idelohiya kong kakaiba, taas kilay man nilang tinanggap ay napapayag ko rin
  • Sa larong "Warhammer 40000 II: Chaos Rising" at Final Fantasy 12, dahil dito ako'y hindi na nakakatulog, nakakakain at nakakaligo (ng maayos). At dahil nasanay akong hindi natutulog ay nakakapagisip ako sa lalim ng gabi ng kung ano ano.
  • (Sa pinakamasagwang pelikula na napanood ko tungkol sa mga Arabong nagkakarate o kungfu, hindi ko alam ang pamagat, hindi ko alam kung sino ang mga gumanap, napanood ko sa bus. Sa simula ng kwento may isang assassin na matindi kung lumaban, naglalakad siya magisa at hinahanap lahat ng gumawa sa kanya ng masama noon. Isang suntok niya lamang ay tumitilapon ang mga nagtatangkang pigilan siya. *Galit nga pala siya sa mundo dahil Arabo siya at Arabo din asawa niya... pero singkit ang anak nila*) Makalipas ang ilang taon hinanap niya iyong taksil na asawa, iyong anak, at iyong lalaki. Iyong anak na lalaki hindi marunong lumaban, minsan sinapak siya ng leading lady niya dahil hinalikan niya, minsan din ay iniwan siyang hubad sa gitna ng disyerto dahil sa kalasingan. Pag-uwi niya sa bahay nakita niya ang sugatan niyang ina... bilang ganti ay binuksan niya ang make-up kit ng nanay niya at ginamit ang lipstick na WAR PAINT sa mukha.sa Climax, tinalo ng bida ang kontra bida sa ilang suntok lang, hindi ko maintindihan ilang dekada nagsanay iyong assassin at daan daan ang hindi makapatumba, pero iyong bida na ilang araw lang nagaral sa ilalim ng isang unano at tinalo ang kontrabida. Iyong leading lady niya galit pa rin. Walang istorya, hindi marunong umarte, awas ang sound effects at mga arabo na nagkukung-fu.
  • Sa blue team salamat sa spaghetti at pagpapagamit ng court ng basketball at volleyball, salamat din sa tubig ni Agua
  • Sa yellow team, salamat sa mga ngiting dilaw, salamat sa makabagbagdamdaming show choir, salamat sa umaatikabong sayaw at pagkapanalo sa basketball
  • sa VB team, salamat sa pagsira ng isa niyong miyembro ng volleyball na gamit ng PE, salamat sa pangungulit sa gwardiya ng mga nawawalang gamit
  • sa Brown team, salamat mga coaching tips sa basketball, dahil sa inyo hindi ko na alam ang pinagkaiba ng bastball at mix martial arts
  • sa Silver team, salamat sa wallpaper at sa pagkain ng lunch sa chowking
  • sa Green team, salamat sa kwento tungkol sa tubero
*May isang tubero at isang Electrician /slash/ crew ng Kakanin Republic (sister company ng Lugaw republic). Minsan nasira ang lababo ni crew ng KR, tinawag si tubero. Ito palang si tubero ay long time crush niya at naging MU sila. sabi ni crew "TINAKDA TALAGANG MASIRA, sana huwag nang magawa", sabi ni Tubero "tigilan mo ako hindi ba ikaw nagpaalis sa akin noon, dapat tayo sana ngayon, hindi ako sumuko"*
  • Sa pink team, alam mo na... salamat sa di mapantayang ngiti na dala ng inyong show choir
  • Sa Red team, salamat sa................................................................................................


    Taken from "Chabambs" Charina Mae Dakila's post look for her aty FACEBOOK


    Sir Alvin: "Ganito rumampa huh sa ginagawa ko"