Four LaMB Weddings and a Funeral (An epic tale of Love, Goth, and Chocolate)

Monday, February 23, 2009

"The film follows the fortunes of Charles and his friends as they wonder if they will ever find true love and marry. Charles thinks he's found "Miss Right" in Carrie, an American. This British subtle comedy revolves around Charlie, his friends and the four weddings and one funeral which they attend." -Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994)

Four Weddings and a Funeral was shown when I was in Grade 5, I had no idea what is romantic-comedy back then, in fact I liked watching Four Weddings and Funeral in VHS when I was a kid because I thought it was a horror flick.

NOTE: Even though we know that my Moochi will obliterate me after the Marriage Booth mishap, the funeral was not for me. It was a mishap.


It all started when LaMB performed on a concert with NUMBER 1, NUMBER 2, NUMBER 3 on stage. (You can see that she is being shown in the projected video in close up for everyone to see)


With such talent and grace three handsome men fell in love with her, proposed to her by giving three different gifts: a chocolate cake, a chocolate lollipop, and a chocolate rose

It was very hard for her to decide from the three handsome men so a videoke singing competition was held.

A hard fought competition, Number Two even sprained his left ankle, It got so swollen his shoe wont fit anymore.

In the end everyone was a winner but NUMBER 3 got to hold LaMB near his heart at the stage.

The whole kingdom rejoiced for their new King, King NUMBER 3, a banquet was held, served by singing cooks and waitresses. Everyone was excited for the binding of LaMB and NUMBER 3 but as we know fairy tales have villains, wolves, witches and dragons.

During the wedding a woman disguised herself as LaMB and wanted to get married with NUMBER 3. NUMBER 3 saw beyond her pretty facade and exposed the truth, LaMB was LaMBnapped.

Two goons LaMBnapped LaMB as commanded by the master puppeteer who wanted to get married with NUMBER 3. LaMB used her ninjitsu to escape but got injured in the process.

She was rushed to the Emergency Room

She replaced "Ms. Chase" (why is this dummy named Ms. Chase?)

LaMB had gone through a bypass(?) operation

Did LaMB survive? Did LaMB have the strength to carry on the wedding? Why are we goth? Was there a funeral? find out in our next episode.

The operation was a success and LaMB was placed in the recovery room.

LaMB recovered and NUMBER 3 and LaMB finally got married. Because of the girl who LaMBnapped LaMB said that she only did that because of her admiration for NUMBER 3, she was the brides maid and was even made to wear the vail.

And so the kingdom was once again at peace... and so we thought.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

wow nice story..
i love it!!..
go CCS!!